You never know where your book will end up once it’s out in the wild. Will it be read in a cozy library nook? Used as a coaster? Stuffed under a subway seat, left out in the rain, and repurposed as nest material by sparrows? Will it appear in the “Frequently Bought Together” section next to, say, a DVD box set of A.P. Bio or books like OJ’s Knife Speaks and The Eighth Wonder of the World: A Sheltie That Doesn’t Bark?
Shamazon—the world’s most trusted (and completely real) online retailer—has collected its first reader review. I present to you: Some Random Guy on the Subway’s completely unbiased, not-at-all-bribed thoughts on Sea Horses in the Olive Jar.