Publishing Sea Horses in the Olive Jar didn’t stop Dervish from making his opinions known—especially when it comes to Dr. Horton’s clinic. His latest contribution? A scathing yowl review, voicing his deep dissatisfaction with his most recent visit. I suspect his real complaint isn’t the care he received but rather something more ridiculous.
At this point, I’ve probably spent more money on his fake illnesses than on food for myself. Here it is, straight from the beak of my most dramatic (and expensive) critic.
