Wednesday, April 9, 2025

Dervish and the Dozen Declarations: Egg Carton Anarchy

 


I had been playing a lot of Santana CDs when I heard Dervish singing, “I got a Black Magic Marker,” and I knew—deep down—I should’ve been more concerned.

But I was preoccupied with the basement flooding. Dervish had opened the door to let a few of his squirrel friends ride out the storm indoors. I was too busy mopping up after them to notice he’d slipped out.

Unfortunately, by the time I caught up with him, he’d already been thrown out of the grocery store. Again.

This time, for writing phrases of anarchy on the eggs. Some of his egg-inspired manifestos included:

                                                                Bite the Power

                                                                Make Cake, Not War 

                                                                Poach the Rich

 

Friday, April 4, 2025

Whistler the Budgie and His Imaginary Horse Named Nelly

 

A little throwback to Whistler the budgie, who once perfected his cowboy routine. He’d say “Giddyup, horsie,” make his own clip-clop sound effects, then throw in a “Whoa, Nelly!” before galloping off again. 

If he’d ever had a horse, we definitely would’ve named it Nelly—though of course, I wouldn’t have let him ride it in the house. And yes, that clip-clop sound? All him. He was quite the performer.

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Thursday, April 3, 2025

Wrestling with the Muse (and Dervish)

 

Okay, let me wrestle the spotlight away from all these jokesters—and king jokester himself, Dervish—to say something for a minute. I know Dervish believes he could exist without me, and it’s hard for him to realize I created him.

Which brings me to how stories and characters come to life in the first place. I never set out to do this—it just happens. A small snippet of a possible story will pop into my head while I’m walking, driving, or even doing the dishes. Then I have to figure out how to shape it: What kind of vehicle will carry the idea? How do I resolve it, twist it, make it funny, or make it real?

Sometimes, you have to leap into the abyss and see what comes out. You shut off the logical part of your brain and just surf the wave, letting go of the usual locked gates that hold you back. I think they call it flow. You can’t force it. That’s why my first stabs at writing are messy—I don’t worry about grammar, just the thoughts.

As for characters, they come from a place called “ation”—exaggeration, extrapolation, imagination, amalgamation. They’re tiny pieces of things you’ve heard, things you’ve felt, people you’ve known, something someone once said. But they’re never just one thing. It’s like making a stew—if you get it right, it tastes good. And if you get characters right, they feel real.

Writers, artists, musicians—we do what we do even if no one ever sees, hears, or reads it. It’s a force that feels like magic, and that’s why I keep doing it. Maybe it’s like a runner’s high, but I’m too lazy to find that out. I’ll just walk and look at the trees, thanks.

All those years in the corporate world, dreaming of getting home to do the things I actually wanted to do—only to be too tired to do them. And yet, somehow, I still did them. Because of that force.

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